I couldn't get the #*&$@! link to work, so you'll have to use the old fashioned way and click
'Twill be the mosted fun to see what everyone comes up with, and maybe I'll grow a pair of something I don't already have a pair of and risk the big scary tool box outside in my garage in the future. 'Course it would help if I win the pink hammer they're giving away. Wouldn't I look so cute in my birdcage holding a pink hammer?