It's called shock and awe girls. I was nonchalantly coming in from getting my mail
when I felt I was being watched.
I was.
when I felt I was being watched.
I was.
*cue evil music*
Imagine my horror as I peered over the bushes into the neighbor's garage to see this:
I know. Frightening. That hair. Those ruby red lips. The 'come hither' slant of her eyes....
I dared come closer to inspect the beast....and noticed the tag. Ah yes, my neighbor sells at flea markets. Mannequin Mandy works for him. You'd think I would be totally thrilled to have such a neighbor, except 85% of his inventory is generally old lamp shades. See them in the pic above? If only the dude had some industrial metal or chippy old lanterns instead of creepy plastic women in need of an updo.
Here's some video I shot for Jayme....she just loves artificial life forms.
Y'all just never know what lurks behind the neighbor's bushes...
26 comments:
So FUNNY!!
Lou Cinda :)
That is funny!!
oh my gosh, that is hilarious! and creepy...
Thanks for the laugh! I agree creepy!
eebie jeebies - eek that is creepy and wrong in so many ways!
Oh Jayme is gonna be rolling watching that! It's kind of like those people that drive around with a blow up doll in their cars so people won't think they are driving by themselves....yeah...kinda like that! Diana
lol, too funny!
I guess it takes all types to make a flea market?
Tis a bit creepy...
Brenda
hope she's not in your bed tonight!
Thanks for giving me a good laugh! I love your sense of humor!!!!
Oh Cindy Sweetie...
This is so darn cute. Don't you just hate it when those darn noisy neighbors have to look over the shrubs and watch our every move? Ha! Ha!
Oh I love this mannequin and ofcourse it would make you take a second look. I hope Jayme appreciates the danger you took on to get this footage.
Oh you so tickled me this afternoon Cindy. Thank you for the gorgeous share. I am leaving with a laughing heart. Many hugs and much love, Sherry
Hi Cindy,
I needed a good laugh today and I can always count on you.
that chick looks mighty nosey to me.
hugs
Sissie
My old boss hid a mannequin in the dressing room once......scared me to death when I went to turn the light on! (sort of gives you the creeps when that happens) So, I'm laughing with you today.
I would keep my eye on her....she looks like she's ready to start somethin'.
That is so creepy, but so funny! I had that happen once when I was on a walk. Someone was staring at me from the corner of a window. I realized it was just a cat. Oops!
Yep, it creeps me out a bit too.
And I thought you loved me! I came here expecting a blog award and I get this. Well - that babeaquin is gonna have to leave before I visit! Ha ha - oh girl - thanks so much for thinking of me - even if it is something that freaks me out. Now, please, just don't do anything with mustard. PLEASE.
Sooo creepy. Couldn't he at east place her somewhere less... obvious??
Diane
I might have bad dreams tonight.
That was hilarious! I would die if I saw that! I hope you have been well. I am catchin up on people! Have a great day!
oh that's just creepy! Too funny for words and now I have a new blog that I will have to read daily...THANKS!
Hilarious!
I have a few creepy figures lurking about my casa, too.
Have a wonderful Wednesday!
Hugs,
Anne
Oh my word, that's kinda freaky! But funny.
That is too funny!!
Blessings,
Sandra
That is too funny!!
Blessings,
Sandra
That okaybye bird with the evil laughter almost made me pee my pants. LOVE IT!
-schmode
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